Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I wouldn't want to be a microphone if he got beat at the buzzer in the postseason

Cleveland State shocked #11 Syracuse at the buzzer Monday night with a 65-foot shot.



At the post-game presser, Jim Boeheim goes after an innocent microphone.

Live from the Las Vegas Bowl...it's the Hoff




The one and only David Hasselhoff will be singing the National Anthem at the Las Vegas Bowl this Saturday. He'll probably sing his classic Baywatch theme at halftime.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Hopefully Steve Young's Monday Night Football Postgame goes better tonight than it did last week.

Steve Young is talking about the Carolina Panthers' big divisional win over Tampa Bay when all of a sudden a UFC (Unidentified Flying Cup) hits him at around the 0:15 mark of this clip.

Mo Cheeks: Out of a job, but at least he's a decent guy.

Mo Cheeks may not have gotten it done as Philadelphia 76ers Head Coach, but at least he can be remembered for something positive.

The Three Musketeers: All For One and One For All?

ESPN (the EdWerder Sports Programming Network) can't be too happy about being called out for this whole fiasco.

The NBA: Where Lebron singing Cyndi Lauper Happens

Lebron James is singing Cyndi Lauper's classic 80's ballad "Time After Time" for a commercial shoot. I'm surprised he's not signing "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays thinking about his Free Agent status in 2010 since that's all he seems to talk about.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The NHL is the best soap opera on TV

This is the comment that got Sean Avery suspended on Tuesday. I guess this is what it takes for the sports world to take notice of the National Hockey League.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Hey Harris Smith, why aren't you limping?

NY Giants WR Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg on Friday night while at a Manhattan night club. He was taken to the hospital under the name of a former high school classmate "Harris Smith". Here he is on Monday turning himself into the authorities.

No Football For You

A group of Carolina Panthers fans braved the cold of Lambeau Field Sunday afternoon; if you watched the thrilling Packers-Cats game on FOX, you most certainly noticed the group of teal and black wearing adventurers that were sitting just off to the right of one end zone. And you noticed them because as DeAngelo Williams rumbled all over Green Bay for a quartet of scores, he kept tossing the game ball to the Panthers fans. Finally, the Cheesehead behind them had enough, and, as you will see, launched the fourth ball back onto the field.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Arizona Wildcats = Dumbest Basketball Team in America

Then, with the score 71-69 after Arizona’s Garland Junkins missed a free throw, Arizona’s Kyle Fogg scrapped up the loose ball and put it in the hoop, tying the game at 71 with :30 seconds remaining. Fogg, not thinking because he was probably told in the timeout before the free throw to foul by the coaches (thinking they’d be down by one or two after the free throw), fouled UAB’s Aaron Johnson....

....So Johnson misses his one-and-one attempt. Jordan Hill grabs the rebound. Arizona calls timeout, sets up a play, and puts it in the hands of Nic Wise. Wise’s shot clanks off the rim with about three seconds to go and UAB’s Paul Delaney (the THIRD) gets the rebound. That’s when Jamelle Horne completely forgets how to play the game of basketball, ignores the fact that the game is tied at 71 and lunges for Delaney III, causing the refs to call an intention foul on Horne, giving UAB two shots and the ball.




Chris Webber is smiling tonight because his play can't be remembered as the dumbest ever.